A little gem from Vaughan Roderick's blog:
Why on earth do people not like poor Lembit? Al Murray the 'Pub Landlord' is the latest to condemn the Montgomery member according to the Times.
"If I don't ever have to interview Öpik again it would be too soon," Murray told Geoff Lloyd on Absolute Radio. "He was a bit of a twit. He came on thinking, 'I'll knock some lumps off this chap' and you sort of think 'that's not going to happen because we've spent all week sharpening this knife'."
It's unlikely Lembit will respond. He's too busy offering health advice to Daily Sport readers.
"Remember, you can't catch pig flu from eating pig meat. However bad things get, we'll still have bacon sandwiches."